: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I have post one night stand depression
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