I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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