dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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