Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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