Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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