these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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