three words: i give head
three words: not that well
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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