We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We are two peas in an std pod
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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