So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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