i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
