i'm signing you up for texting rehab
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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