who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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