he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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