I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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