if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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