I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
