I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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