If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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