About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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