I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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