I cockslap morals
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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