You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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