is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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