is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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