Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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