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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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