Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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