I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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