i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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