Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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