Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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