the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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