Just mADE A PArabola og urine
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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