I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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