nut hugger
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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