Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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