Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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