What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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