What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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