i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
