I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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