He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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