I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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