I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
