You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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