Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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