:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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