Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Drake has all the answers
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
