So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize