so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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