He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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