So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
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I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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