Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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