I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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