i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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