sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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