If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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