Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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