"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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